Crashsite.com Posts
This is a placeholder for articles written by Mark Driver on Crashsite.com.
I am sure some day Mark will resurface and everything here is still his (copyright wise). Some of these posts will make you laugh, others openly weep like the sissy girl you are, and they almost always entertain.
- Later
- Destroyer, Part 1.
- Destroyer Part 2
- Destroyer, Part 3
- The Mark Driver Poverty Defense Fund
- Southern by the Grace of God
- Roommates: Identifying the Species
- Roommates, Part 2
- Fear
- Bullshit of 1997
- I can’t dress myself
- You Got Dem Bugs
- Me and Nitro
- One Mean Halloween
- Renaissance Unfair
- You Deserve the Best
- My Own Private Ganges
- 10 Cases of Beer: The Logistics
- Sailing The Poopship to Hell
- Does Someone Smell a Rat?
- False Teeth and a Mean Right Hook
- No Fun on $0 a Day
- PCP – The Other White Meat
- 2 am
- Hope It Goes Away
- The Second Coming of Christ
- Our Nation’s Capitol
- Anger is Funny
- Does Your Job Suck?
- Wisconsin has no time for you
- High School Tax Class
- My Favorite Food Is Steak
- Just Do It!
- I love fags
- Keep Kids Off Drugs
- Survival Tips For Shitty Living Vol. 1.
- I Kill Rap Stars
- My New Year’s Resolutions
- Drunk, Vol. 1
- Intervention
- National Beat Up An Annoying Drunk Weekend
- Dead at 24
- Advantages of Living in a Sketchy Neighborhood
- Your Vote = Shit
- Desperate Traveller
- Survival Tips For Shitty Living Vol 2.
- Keyboards of Doom
- Crime
- Keep America Beautiful
- The Ugly European
- Moving
- Broadening Your Audience
- The Ultimate Parasites
- It’s Cool to be Crazy
- Survival Tips For Shitty Living Vol. 1.
- Activism: A Step By Step Guide To Feeling Good
- Hey Everyone, I’m an Artist!
- Legalized Drugs Are Bad A Lot Sometimes
- Stop Having Babies
- Stinking For Love In All The Wrong Places
- Internet Responsible For Sex
- Slayer Kills Again
- Dead Bodies Are Garbage
- Crucify All Celebrities
- He Shall Smite the Parking Pigs
- Little Facisits
- Offended by Meat
- Picking Up the Slack For Lazy Parents
- Do you live in a “bad neighborhood?”
- So you want to get elected?
- Sunday Movie Conspiracy
- How To Review The Crash Site
- One Night Stand Avoidance Tip
- Screw The Little Guy
- Sunday Clothes
- Rosie O’Donnell Can Blow My Dogs
- Knee Jerk-Offs
- EYEHATESUBURBS
- Champion Athletes Are Losers
- My Sleep Deprivation Chamber
- How To Annoy People On Airplanes
- Hurricane Names Really Suck
- The 4th of July
- Zoo Attacks
- Benefits of Living Like A Slob
- People I Wont Give Money To
- The Dangerous Man
- The Chair
- Mickey vs. Jesus
- The Unbearable Lightness of Peeing
- Rip-off Rednecks From Utah
- I eat strange stuff
- Crash Site’s Opening Comments