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    • Two Point Five Days Across America
    • Pittsburgh Steamers and Cincinnati Bowties
    • Fuck the Dallas Airport
    • Revenge of the son of too many words
    • Kill Myself or Die Tryin’ Pt. 1
    • Kill Myself or Die Tryin’ Pt. 2
    • Kill Myself or Die Tryin’ Pt. 3
    • Happy Friggin’ New Year
    • A Faithful Narrative of …
    • The Suburban Buffoon’s Complete Guide … Pt 1
    • The Suburban Buffoon’s Complete Guide … Pt 2
    • The Suburban Buffoon’s Complete Guide … Pt 3
    • The Suburban Buffoon’s Complete Guide … Pt 4
    • HOW TO PICK UP CHICKS AND MAKE THE SEX WITH THEM PT. 1
    • HOW TO PICK UP CHICKS AND MAKE THE SEX WITH THEM PT. 2
    • THE CHINESE ARE SMOKING TOO MANY CIGARETTES
    • The Next Front … Watch Yer Back.
    • Sweatpants for Everyone!
    • Who Would Jesus Bomb?
    • I Left My Pillow in Prince Rupert
    • Regime Change
    • Where I’ve Been
    • Whatcha Drinkin, Buddy?
    • Dark Days A Plenty
    • Mark Driver Goes to Europe For the First Time On A Sexy Italian Vacation that He Can’t Afford Act One
    • Mark Driver Goes to Europe For the First Time On A Sexy Italian Vacation that He Can’t Afford Act 2
    • Home of the Brave
    • Defensive Tackle: Groundhog MVP!
    • Viking Hats For Freedom!
    • Good Fucking Morning
    • Another Today in a String of Thousands
    • The Boy Scout and The Bull
    • How To Sneak Beer Into A Movie/Hockey Game
    • Things On My Arm
    • The United States of Lard
    • Market Target
    • The Right Way To Beat Up A Girl
    • Taxes, Kosovo, And Random Venting Of An American Who Works In A Closet
    • Eavesdropping on Lesbians
    • Suffering of an Art Coot
    • Music Writing
    • My Third to Last Night in LA
    • Government Defined
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    • Already Bored
    • Me Read Good: The Serpent and the Rainbow
    • Retarded Grump on the Go
    • Wino Internationale
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    • 2. So long Napster
    • Steaks and chops
    • Raw tuna and bourbon vomit
    • You stupid suckers
    • For those about to rock
    • Over it
    • Chaos control
    • Eat my wake
    • The Browser
    • Rocket science
    • Geek Box
    • Napster dead? Beware the worms
    • Metal in a bottle
  • Crashsite.com Posts
    • Later
    • Destroyer, Part 1.
    • Destroyer Part 2
    • Destroyer, Part 3
    • The Mark Driver Poverty Defense Fund
    • Southern by the Grace of God
    • Roommates: Identifying the Species
    • Roommates, Part 2
    • Fear
    • Bullshit of 1997
    • I can’t dress myself
    • You Got Dem Bugs
    • Me and Nitro
    • One Mean Halloween
    • Renaissance Unfair
    • You Deserve the Best
    • My Own Private Ganges
    • 10 Cases of Beer: The Logistics
    • Sailing The Poopship to Hell
    • Does Someone Smell a Rat?
    • False Teeth and a Mean Right Hook
    • No Fun on $0 a Day
    • PCP – The Other White Meat
    • 2 am
    • Hope It Goes Away
    • The Second Coming of Christ
    • Our Nation’s Capitol
    • Anger is Funny
    • Does Your Job Suck?
    • Wisconsin has no time for you
    • High School Tax Class
    • My Favorite Food Is Steak
    • Just Do It!
    • I love fags
    • Keep Kids Off Drugs
    • Survival Tips For Shitty Living Vol. 1.
    • I Kill Rap Stars
    • My New Year’s Resolutions
    • Drunk, Vol. 1
    • Intervention
    • National Beat Up An Annoying Drunk Weekend
    • Dead at 24
    • Advantages of Living in a Sketchy Neighborhood
    • Your Vote = Shit
    • Desperate Traveller
    • Survival Tips For Shitty Living Vol 2.
    • Keyboards of Doom
    • Crime
    • Keep America Beautiful
    • The Ugly European
    • Moving
    • Broadening Your Audience
    • The Ultimate Parasites
    • It’s Cool to be Crazy
    • Survival Tips For Shitty Living Vol. 1.
    • Activism: A Step By Step Guide To Feeling Good
    • Hey Everyone, I’m an Artist!
    • Legalized Drugs Are Bad A Lot Sometimes
    • Stop Having Babies
    • Stinking For Love In All The Wrong Places
    • Internet Responsible For Sex
    • Slayer Kills Again
    • Dead Bodies Are Garbage
    • Crucify All Celebrities
    • He Shall Smite the Parking Pigs
    • Little Facisits
    • Offended by Meat
    • Picking Up the Slack For Lazy Parents
    • Do you live in a “bad neighborhood?”
    • So you want to get elected?
    • Sunday Movie Conspiracy
    • How To Review The Crash Site
    • One Night Stand Avoidance Tip
    • Screw The Little Guy
    • Sunday Clothes
    • Rosie O’Donnell Can Blow My Dogs
    • Knee Jerk-Offs
    • EYEHATESUBURBS
    • Champion Athletes Are Losers
    • My Sleep Deprivation Chamber
    • How To Annoy People On Airplanes
    • Hurricane Names Really Suck
    • The 4th of July
    • Zoo Attacks
    • Benefits of Living Like A Slob
    • People I Wont Give Money To
    • The Dangerous Man
    • The Chair
    • Mickey vs. Jesus
    • The Unbearable Lightness of Peeing
    • Rip-off Rednecks From Utah
    • I eat strange stuff
    • Crash Site’s Opening Comments

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