{"id":61,"date":"2008-07-14T14:38:22","date_gmt":"2008-07-14T19:38:22","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blindwino.cyberphreak.com\/?page_id=61"},"modified":"2008-07-14T14:38:22","modified_gmt":"2008-07-14T19:38:22","slug":"crashsitecom-posts","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/blindwino.cyberphreak.com\/?page_id=61","title":{"rendered":"Crashsite.com Posts"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>This is a placeholder for articles written by Mark Driver on Crashsite.com.<\/p>\n<p>I am sure some day Mark will resurface and everything here is still his (copyright wise).\u00a0\u00a0 Some of these posts will make you laugh, others openly weep like the sissy girl you are, and they almost always entertain.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li class=\"page_item page-item-64\"><a title=\"Later\" href=\"..\/?page_id=64\">Later<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"page_item page-item-119\"><a title=\"Destroyer, Part 1.\" href=\"..\/?page_id=119\">Destroyer, Part 1.<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"page_item page-item-121\"><a title=\"Destroyer Part 2\" href=\"..\/?page_id=121\">Destroyer Part 2<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"page_item page-item-123\"><a title=\"Destroyer, Part 3\" href=\"..\/?page_id=123\">Destroyer, Part 3<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"page_item page-item-127\"><a title=\"The Mark Driver Poverty Defense Fund\" href=\"..\/?page_id=127\">The Mark Driver Poverty Defense Fund<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"page_item page-item-129\"><a title=\"Southern by the Grace of God\" href=\"..\/?page_id=129\">Southern by the Grace of God<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"page_item page-item-131\"><a title=\"Roommates: Identifying the Species\" href=\"..\/?page_id=131\">Roommates: Identifying the Species<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"page_item page-item-132\"><a title=\"Roommates, Part 2\" href=\"..\/?page_id=132\">Roommates, Part 2<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"page_item page-item-134\"><a title=\"Fear\" href=\"..\/?page_id=134\">Fear<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"page_item page-item-137\"><a title=\"Bullshit of 1997\" href=\"..\/?page_id=137\">Bullshit of 1997<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"page_item page-item-139\"><a title=\"I can\u2019t dress myself\" href=\"..\/?page_id=139\">I can\u2019t dress myself<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"page_item page-item-141\"><a title=\"You Got Dem Bugs\" href=\"..\/?page_id=141\">You Got Dem Bugs<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"page_item page-item-143\"><a title=\"Me and Nitro\" href=\"..\/?page_id=143\">Me and Nitro<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"page_item page-item-145\"><a title=\"One Mean Halloween\" href=\"..\/?page_id=145\">One Mean Halloween<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"page_item page-item-147\"><a title=\"Renaissance Unfair\" href=\"..\/?page_id=147\">Renaissance Unfair<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"page_item page-item-149\"><a title=\"You Deserve the Best\" href=\"..\/?page_id=149\">You Deserve the Best<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"page_item page-item-151\"><a title=\"My Own Private Ganges\" href=\"..\/?page_id=151\">My Own Private Ganges<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"page_item page-item-153\"><a title=\"10 Cases of Beer: The Logistics\" href=\"..\/?page_id=153\">10 Cases of Beer: The Logistics<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"page_item page-item-155\"><a title=\"Sailing The Poopship to Hell\" href=\"..\/?page_id=155\">Sailing The Poopship to Hell<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"page_item page-item-157\"><a title=\"Does Someone Smell a Rat?\" href=\"..\/?page_id=157\">Does Someone Smell a Rat?<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"page_item page-item-159\"><a title=\"False Teeth and a Mean Right Hook\" href=\"..\/?page_id=159\">False Teeth and a Mean Right Hook<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"page_item page-item-161\"><a title=\"No Fun on $0 a Day\" href=\"..\/?page_id=161\">No Fun on $0 a Day<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"page_item page-item-164\"><a title=\"PCP - The Other White Meat\" href=\"..\/?page_id=164\">PCP &#8211; The Other White Meat<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"page_item page-item-166\"><a title=\"2 am\" href=\"..\/?page_id=166\">2 am<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"page_item page-item-168\"><a title=\"Hope It Goes Away\" href=\"..\/?page_id=168\">Hope It Goes Away<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"page_item page-item-170\"><a title=\"The Second Coming of Christ\" href=\"..\/?page_id=170\">The Second Coming of Christ<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"page_item page-item-172\"><a title=\"Our Nation\u2019s Capitol\" href=\"..\/?page_id=172\">Our Nation\u2019s Capitol<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"page_item page-item-173\"><a title=\"Anger is Funny\" href=\"..\/?page_id=173\">Anger is Funny<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"page_item page-item-176\"><a title=\"Does Your Job Suck?\" href=\"..\/?page_id=176\">Does Your Job Suck?<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"page_item page-item-178\"><a title=\"Wisconsin has no time for you\" href=\"..\/?page_id=178\">Wisconsin has no time for you<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"page_item page-item-180\"><a title=\"High School Tax Class\" href=\"..\/?page_id=180\">High School Tax Class<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"page_item page-item-182\"><a title=\"My Favorite Food Is Steak\" href=\"..\/?page_id=182\">My Favorite Food Is Steak<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"page_item page-item-184\"><a title=\"Just Do It!\" href=\"..\/?page_id=184\">Just Do It!<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"page_item page-item-186\"><a title=\"I love fags\" href=\"..\/?page_id=186\">I love fags<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"page_item page-item-188\"><a title=\"Keep Kids Off Drugs\" href=\"..\/?page_id=188\">Keep Kids Off Drugs<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"page_item page-item-208\"><a title=\"Survival Tips For Shitty Living Vol. 1.\" href=\"..\/?page_id=208\">Survival Tips For Shitty Living Vol. 1.<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"page_item page-item-190\"><a title=\"I Kill Rap Stars\" href=\"..\/?page_id=190\">I Kill Rap Stars<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"page_item page-item-210\"><a title=\"My New Year\u2019s Resolutions\" href=\"..\/?page_id=210\">My New Year\u2019s Resolutions<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"page_item page-item-212\"><a title=\"Drunk, Vol. 1\" href=\"..\/?page_id=212\">Drunk, Vol. 1<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"page_item page-item-192\"><a title=\"Intervention\" href=\"..\/?page_id=192\">Intervention<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"page_item page-item-214\"><a title=\"National Beat Up An Annoying Drunk Weekend\" href=\"..\/?page_id=214\">National Beat Up An Annoying Drunk Weekend<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"page_item page-item-216\"><a title=\"Dead at 24\" href=\"..\/?page_id=216\">Dead at 24<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"page_item page-item-194\"><a title=\"Advantages of Living in a Sketchy Neighborhood\" href=\"..\/?page_id=194\">Advantages of Living in a Sketchy Neighborhood<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"page_item page-item-218\"><a title=\"Your Vote = Shit\" href=\"..\/?page_id=218\">Your Vote = Shit<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"page_item page-item-220\"><a title=\"Desperate Traveller\" href=\"..\/?page_id=220\">Desperate Traveller<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"page_item page-item-196\"><a title=\"Survival Tips For Shitty Living Vol 2.\" href=\"..\/?page_id=196\">Survival Tips For Shitty Living Vol 2.<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"page_item page-item-222\"><a title=\"Keyboards of Doom\" href=\"..\/?page_id=222\">Keyboards of Doom<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"page_item page-item-224\"><a title=\"Crime\" href=\"..\/?page_id=224\">Crime<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"page_item page-item-198\"><a title=\"Keep America Beautiful\" href=\"..\/?page_id=198\">Keep America Beautiful<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"page_item page-item-226\"><a title=\"The Ugly European\" href=\"..\/?page_id=226\">The Ugly European<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"page_item page-item-200\"><a title=\"Moving\" href=\"..\/?page_id=200\">Moving<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"page_item page-item-228\"><a title=\"Broadening Your Audience\" href=\"..\/?page_id=228\">Broadening Your Audience<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"page_item page-item-202\"><a title=\"The Ultimate Parasites\" href=\"..\/?page_id=202\">The Ultimate Parasites<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"page_item page-item-230\"><a title=\"It\u2019s Cool to be Crazy\" href=\"..\/?page_id=230\">It\u2019s Cool to be Crazy<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"page_item page-item-204\"><a title=\"Survival Tips For Shitty Living Vol. 1.\" href=\"..\/?page_id=204\">Survival Tips For Shitty Living Vol. 1.<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"page_item page-item-232\"><a title=\"Activism: A Step By Step Guide To Feeling Good\" href=\"..\/?page_id=232\">Activism: A Step By Step Guide To Feeling Good<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"page_item page-item-206\"><a title=\"Hey Everyone, I\u2019m an Artist!\" href=\"..\/?page_id=206\">Hey Everyone, I\u2019m an Artist!<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"page_item page-item-234\"><a title=\"Legalized Drugs Are Bad A Lot Sometimes\" href=\"..\/?page_id=234\">Legalized Drugs Are Bad A Lot Sometimes<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"page_item page-item-236\"><a title=\"Stop Having Babies\" href=\"..\/?page_id=236\">Stop Having Babies<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"page_item page-item-238\"><a title=\"Stinking For Love In All The Wrong Places\" href=\"..\/?page_id=238\">Stinking For Love In All The Wrong Places<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"page_item page-item-240\"><a title=\"Internet Responsible For Sex\" href=\"..\/?page_id=240\">Internet Responsible For Sex<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"page_item page-item-242\"><a title=\"Slayer Kills Again\" href=\"..\/?page_id=242\">Slayer Kills Again<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"page_item page-item-244\"><a title=\"Dead Bodies Are Garbage\" href=\"..\/?page_id=244\">Dead Bodies Are Garbage<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"page_item page-item-246\"><a title=\"Crucify All Celebrities\" href=\"..\/?page_id=246\">Crucify All Celebrities<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"page_item page-item-247\"><a title=\"He Shall Smite the Parking Pigs\" href=\"..\/?page_id=247\">He Shall Smite the Parking Pigs<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"page_item page-item-250\"><a title=\"Little Facisits\" href=\"..\/?page_id=250\">Little Facisits<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"page_item page-item-252\"><a title=\"Offended by Meat\" href=\"..\/?page_id=252\">Offended by Meat<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"page_item page-item-254\"><a title=\"Picking Up the Slack For Lazy Parents\" href=\"..\/?page_id=254\">Picking Up the Slack For Lazy Parents<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"page_item page-item-256\"><a title=\"Do you live in a \u201cbad neighborhood?\u201d\" href=\"..\/?page_id=256\">Do you live in a \u201cbad neighborhood?\u201d<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"page_item page-item-258\"><a title=\"So you want to get elected?\" href=\"..\/?page_id=258\">So you want to get elected?<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"page_item page-item-260\"><a title=\"Sunday Movie Conspiracy\" href=\"..\/?page_id=260\">Sunday Movie Conspiracy<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"page_item page-item-262\"><a title=\"How To Review The Crash Site\" href=\"..\/?page_id=262\">How To Review The Crash Site<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"page_item page-item-264\"><a title=\"One Night Stand Avoidance Tip\" href=\"..\/?page_id=264\">One Night Stand Avoidance Tip<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"page_item page-item-266\"><a title=\"Screw The Little Guy\" href=\"..\/?page_id=266\">Screw The Little Guy<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"page_item page-item-268\"><a title=\"Sunday Clothes\" href=\"..\/?page_id=268\">Sunday Clothes<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"page_item page-item-39\"><a title=\"Rosie O\u2019Donnell Can Blow My Dogs\" href=\"..\/?page_id=39\">Rosie O\u2019Donnell Can Blow My Dogs<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"page_item page-item-38\"><a title=\"Knee Jerk-Offs\" href=\"..\/?page_id=38\">Knee Jerk-Offs<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"page_item page-item-37\"><a title=\"EYEHATESUBURBS\" href=\"..\/?page_id=37\">EYEHATESUBURBS<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"page_item page-item-36\"><a title=\"Champion Athletes Are Losers\" href=\"..\/?page_id=36\">Champion Athletes Are Losers<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"page_item page-item-35\"><a title=\"My Sleep Deprivation Chamber\" href=\"..\/?page_id=35\">My Sleep Deprivation Chamber<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"page_item page-item-34\"><a title=\"How To Annoy People On Airplanes\" href=\"..\/?page_id=34\">How To Annoy People On Airplanes<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"page_item page-item-33\"><a title=\"Hurricane Names Really Suck\" href=\"..\/?page_id=33\">Hurricane Names Really Suck<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"page_item page-item-32\"><a title=\"The 4th of July\" href=\"..\/?page_id=32\">The 4th of July<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"page_item page-item-31\"><a title=\"Zoo Attacks\" href=\"..\/?page_id=31\">Zoo Attacks<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"page_item page-item-30\"><a title=\"Benefits of Living Like A Slob\" href=\"..\/?page_id=30\">Benefits of Living Like A Slob<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"page_item page-item-29\"><a title=\"People I Wont Give Money To\" href=\"..\/?page_id=29\">People I Wont Give Money To<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"page_item page-item-28\"><a title=\"The Dangerous Man\" href=\"..\/?page_id=28\">The Dangerous Man<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"page_item page-item-27\"><a title=\"The Chair\" href=\"..\/?page_id=27\">The Chair<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"page_item page-item-26\"><a title=\"Mickey vs. Jesus\" href=\"..\/?page_id=26\">Mickey vs. Jesus<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"page_item page-item-25\"><a title=\"The Unbearable Lightness of Peeing\" href=\"..\/?page_id=25\">The Unbearable Lightness of Peeing<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"page_item page-item-24\"><a title=\"Rip-off Rednecks From Utah\" href=\"..\/?page_id=24\">Rip-off Rednecks From Utah<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"page_item page-item-23\"><a title=\"I eat strange stuff\" href=\"..\/?page_id=23\">I eat strange stuff<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"page_item page-item-22\"><a title=\"Crash Site\u2019s Opening Comments\" href=\"..\/?page_id=22\">Crash Site\u2019s Opening Comments<\/a><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This is a placeholder for articles written by Mark Driver on Crashsite.com. 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