{"id":40,"date":"2008-07-14T14:19:35","date_gmt":"2008-07-14T19:19:35","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blindwino.cyberphreak.com\/?page_id=40"},"modified":"2008-07-14T14:19:35","modified_gmt":"2008-07-14T19:19:35","slug":"happy-friggin-new-year","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/blindwino.cyberphreak.com\/?page_id=40","title":{"rendered":"Happy Friggin&#8217; New Year"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style=\"font-family: Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;\">Q: How drunk am I going    to get tonight?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;\">A: Very.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;\">Books are here. <\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;\">Mailboxes of the world beware.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;\">Rock.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;\">Driver<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;\">If you would like to include    yourself among those who own my book, <a href=\"http:\/\/web.archive.org\/web\/20061025163253\/http:\/\/www.blindwino.com\/book\/index.html\">click here!<\/a>.<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Q: How drunk am I going to get tonight? A: Very. Books are here. Mailboxes of the world beware. Rock. Driver If you would like to include yourself among those who own my book, click here!.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"parent":62,"menu_order":7,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","template":"","meta":{"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-40","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blindwino.cyberphreak.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/40","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blindwino.cyberphreak.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blindwino.cyberphreak.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blindwino.cyberphreak.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blindwino.cyberphreak.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=40"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/blindwino.cyberphreak.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/40\/revisions"}],"up":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blindwino.cyberphreak.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/62"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blindwino.cyberphreak.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=40"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}