{"id":62,"date":"2008-07-14T14:39:02","date_gmt":"2008-07-14T19:39:02","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blindwino.cyberphreak.com\/?page_id=62"},"modified":"2008-07-14T14:39:02","modified_gmt":"2008-07-14T19:39:02","slug":"blindwinocom-posts","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"http:\/\/blindwino.cyberphreak.com\/?page_id=62","title":{"rendered":"Blindwino.com Posts"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>This is a placeholder for posts written by Mark Driver while on Blindwino.com.<\/p>\n<p>I am sure some day Mark will resurface and everything here is still his (copyright wise).\u00a0\u00a0 Some of these posts will make you laugh, others openly weep like the sissy girl you are, and they almost always entertain.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li class=\"page_item page-item-15\"><a title=\"Two Point Five Days Across America\" href=\"..\/?page_id=15\">Two Point Five Days Across America<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"page_item page-item-16\"><a title=\"Pittsburgh Steamers and Cincinnati Bowties\" href=\"..\/?page_id=16\">Pittsburgh Steamers and Cincinnati Bowties<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"page_item page-item-17\"><a title=\"Fuck the Dallas Airport\" href=\"..\/?page_id=17\">Fuck the Dallas Airport<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"page_item page-item-18\"><a title=\"Revenge of the son of too many words\" href=\"..\/?page_id=18\">Revenge of the son of too many words<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"page_item page-item-19\"><a title=\"Kill Myself or Die Tryin\u2019 Pt. 1\" href=\"..\/?page_id=19\">Kill Myself or Die Tryin\u2019 Pt. 1<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"page_item page-item-20\"><a title=\"Kill Myself or Die Tryin\u2019 Pt. 2\" href=\"..\/?page_id=20\">Kill Myself or Die Tryin\u2019 Pt. 2<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"page_item page-item-21\"><a title=\"Kill Myself or Die Tryin\u2019 Pt. 3\" href=\"..\/?page_id=21\">Kill Myself or Die Tryin\u2019 Pt. 3<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"page_item page-item-40\"><a title=\"Happy Friggin\u2019 New Year\" href=\"..\/?page_id=40\">Happy Friggin\u2019 New Year<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"page_item page-item-41\"><a title=\"A Faithful Narrative of \u2026\" href=\"..\/?page_id=41\">A Faithful Narrative of \u2026<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"page_item page-item-42\"><a title=\"The Suburban Buffoon\u2019s Complete Guide \u2026 Pt 1\" href=\"..\/?page_id=42\">The Suburban Buffoon\u2019s Complete Guide \u2026 Pt 1<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"page_item page-item-43\"><a title=\"The Suburban Buffoon\u2019s Complete Guide \u2026 Pt 2\" href=\"..\/?page_id=43\">The Suburban Buffoon\u2019s Complete Guide \u2026 Pt 2<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"page_item page-item-44\"><a title=\"The Suburban Buffoon\u2019s Complete Guide \u2026 Pt 3\" href=\"..\/?page_id=44\">The Suburban Buffoon\u2019s Complete Guide \u2026 Pt 3<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"page_item page-item-45\"><a title=\"The Suburban Buffoon\u2019s Complete Guide \u2026 Pt 4\" href=\"..\/?page_id=45\">The Suburban Buffoon\u2019s Complete Guide \u2026 Pt 4<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"page_item page-item-46\"><a title=\"HOW TO PICK UP CHICKS AND MAKE THE SEX WITH THEM PT. 1\" href=\"..\/?page_id=46\">HOW TO PICK UP CHICKS AND MAKE THE SEX WITH THEM PT. 1<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"page_item page-item-47\"><a title=\"HOW TO PICK UP CHICKS AND MAKE THE SEX WITH THEM PT. 2\" href=\"..\/?page_id=47\">HOW TO PICK UP CHICKS AND MAKE THE SEX WITH THEM PT. 2<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"page_item page-item-48\"><a title=\"THE CHINESE ARE SMOKING TOO MANY CIGARETTES\" href=\"..\/?page_id=48\">THE CHINESE ARE SMOKING TOO MANY CIGARETTES<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"page_item page-item-49\"><a title=\"The Next Front \u2026 Watch Yer Back.\" href=\"..\/?page_id=49\">The Next Front \u2026 Watch Yer Back.<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"page_item page-item-50\"><a title=\"Sweatpants for Everyone!\" href=\"..\/?page_id=50\">Sweatpants for Everyone!<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"page_item page-item-51\"><a title=\"Who Would Jesus Bomb?\" href=\"..\/?page_id=51\">Who Would Jesus Bomb?<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"page_item page-item-52\"><a title=\"I Left My Pillow in Prince Rupert\" href=\"..\/?page_id=52\">I Left My Pillow in Prince Rupert<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"page_item page-item-53\"><a title=\"Regime Change\" href=\"..\/?page_id=53\">Regime Change<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"page_item page-item-54\"><a title=\"Where I\u2019ve Been\" href=\"..\/?page_id=54\">Where I\u2019ve Been<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"page_item page-item-55\"><a title=\"Whatcha Drinkin, Buddy?\" href=\"..\/?page_id=55\">Whatcha Drinkin, Buddy?<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"page_item page-item-56\"><a title=\"Dark Days A Plenty\" href=\"..\/?page_id=56\">Dark Days A Plenty<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"page_item page-item-57\"><a title=\"Mark Driver Goes to Europe For the First Time On A Sexy Italian Vacation that He Can\u2019t Afford  Act One\" href=\"..\/?page_id=57\">Mark Driver Goes to Europe For the First Time On A Sexy Italian Vacation that He Can\u2019t Afford  Act One<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"page_item page-item-58\"><a title=\"Mark Driver Goes to Europe For the First Time On A Sexy Italian Vacation that He Can\u2019t Afford  Act 2\" href=\"..\/?page_id=58\">Mark Driver Goes to Europe For the First Time On A Sexy Italian Vacation that He Can\u2019t Afford  Act 2<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"page_item page-item-59\"><a title=\"Home of the Brave\" href=\"..\/?page_id=59\">Home of the Brave<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"page_item page-item-60\"><a title=\"Defensive Tackle: Groundhog MVP!\" href=\"..\/?page_id=60\">Defensive Tackle: Groundhog MVP!<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"page_item page-item-86\"><a title=\"Viking Hats For Freedom!\" href=\"..\/?page_id=86\">Viking Hats For Freedom!<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"page_item page-item-88\"><a title=\"Good Fucking Morning\" href=\"..\/?page_id=88\">Good Fucking Morning<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"page_item page-item-90\"><a title=\"Another Today in a String of Thousands\" href=\"..\/?page_id=90\">Another Today in a String of Thousands<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"page_item page-item-91\"><a title=\"The Boy Scout and The Bull\" href=\"..\/?page_id=91\">The Boy Scout and The Bull<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"page_item page-item-94\"><a title=\"How To Sneak Beer Into A Movie\/Hockey Game\" href=\"..\/?page_id=94\">How To Sneak Beer Into A Movie\/Hockey Game<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"page_item page-item-97\"><a title=\"Things On My Arm\" href=\"..\/?page_id=97\">Things On My Arm<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"page_item page-item-99\"><a title=\"The United States of Lard\" href=\"..\/?page_id=99\">The United States of Lard<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"page_item page-item-100\"><a title=\"Market Target\" href=\"..\/?page_id=100\">Market Target<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"page_item page-item-102\"><a title=\"The Right Way To Beat Up A Girl\" href=\"..\/?page_id=102\">The Right Way To Beat Up A Girl<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"page_item page-item-104\"><a title=\"Taxes, Kosovo, And Random Venting Of An American Who Works In A Closet\" href=\"..\/?page_id=104\">Taxes, Kosovo, And Random Venting Of An American Who Works In A Closet<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"page_item page-item-106\"><a title=\"Eavesdropping on Lesbians\" href=\"..\/?page_id=106\">Eavesdropping on Lesbians<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"page_item page-item-108\"><a title=\"Suffering of an Art Coot\" href=\"..\/?page_id=108\">Suffering of an Art Coot<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"page_item page-item-111\"><a title=\"Music Writing\" href=\"..\/?page_id=111\">Music Writing<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"page_item page-item-113\"><a title=\"My Third to Last Night in LA\" href=\"..\/?page_id=113\">My Third to Last Night in LA<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"page_item page-item-115\"><a title=\"Government Defined\" href=\"..\/?page_id=115\">Government Defined<\/a><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This is a placeholder for posts written by Mark Driver while on Blindwino.com. I am sure some day Mark will resurface and everything here is still his (copyright wise).\u00a0\u00a0 Some of these posts will make you laugh, others openly weep like the sissy girl you are, and they almost always entertain. Two Point Five Days [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"parent":0,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","template":"","meta":{"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-62","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/blindwino.cyberphreak.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/62","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/blindwino.cyberphreak.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/blindwino.cyberphreak.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blindwino.cyberphreak.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blindwino.cyberphreak.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=62"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/blindwino.cyberphreak.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/62\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/blindwino.cyberphreak.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=62"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}